did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just gargled with NyQuil
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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