Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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