You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
