Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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