Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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