It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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