This girl is more easily done than said...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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