You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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