well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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