So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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