fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Dignity is for republicans.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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