What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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