I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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