Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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