im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
