sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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