I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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