do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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