About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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