Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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