We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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