i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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