Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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