I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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