I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
