your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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