I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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