And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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