it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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