One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
