I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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