It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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