Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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