You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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