I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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