and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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