am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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