At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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