And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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