I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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