the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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