ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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