so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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