So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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