Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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