and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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