She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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