it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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