You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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