i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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